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 Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they
 were.
 
 The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps
 for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me,
 I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that,
 he slams another shot.
 
 The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take
 those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for
 the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
 
 The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and walks away.
 The first two mice look at each other, then turn to the third
 mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?"
 
 The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to screw the
 cat."

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