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 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
 
 Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on
 newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he realised that
 his horse had been stolen.
 
 The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into
 the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and then
 fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!" he yelled
 with surprising forcefulness.
 
 No one answered.
 
 "I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by
 the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did back in Texas. And
 let me tell you, I don't wanna have to do what I did back in
 Texas!"
 
 Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
 
 The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find his horse
 was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride out of town.
 
 The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say partner, what
 happened in Texas anyway?"
 
 The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"

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