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 Doris, is sitting in a bar, and says to her friend that she wants
 to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
 
 The bartender tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.
 I know how to do it without surgery."
 
 Doris asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
 
 The bartender says, "Just rub toilet paper between them."
 
 Fascinated, Doris says, "How does that make them bigger?"
 
 The bartender says, "I don't know, but it sure worked for your
 ass."

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