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 One night, a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a
 drink. Then he asked for another. After a couple more drinks, the
 bartender got worried.
 
 "What's the matter?" the bartender asked.
 
 "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy, "and she
 vowed not to talk to me for 31 days . . ."
 
 He took another drink, and said, "And tonight is the last night."

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