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 I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my
 sister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the
 sink, or else...
 
 I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
 
 I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents
 down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
 
 I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise
 with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
 
 I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the
 whiskey down the sink which I drank.
 
 I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured
 the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
 
 I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink
 out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
 
 I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down
 the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the
 drink and drank the pour.
 
 When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one
 hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the
 other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I
 counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one
 bottle, which I drank.
 
 I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
 I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I
 don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I
 get.

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