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 Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and
 is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother
 enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You
 can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go
 outside and play."
 
 Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
 
 Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do 
 you want to play?"
 
 "I wanna play 'Mummy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply.
 
 Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she
 says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
 
 Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if 
 you're taking a nap."
 
 Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mum goes 
 upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the
 hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old
 fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette
 butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it
 in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to
 the bedroom doorway. His mother raises her head and asks, "What do
 I do now?"
 
 In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs
 and get that kid some ice cream!"

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