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 A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled
 and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern
 medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance
 wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
 
 The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for
 medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large,
 but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he
 made any decision.
 
 The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options.
 
 The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking
 quite dejected.
 
 "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
 
 The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

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