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 Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife 
 is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car 
 and she doesn't have an automatic garage door!"
 
 The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone 
 antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone!"
 
 The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full 
 of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick!" 

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