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 An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans,
 spurs, and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
 
 As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
 After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked
 him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have
 spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
 mending fences. I guess I am."
 
 After a short while, he asked her what she was.
 She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
 women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I
 eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of
 women."
 
 A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
 A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
 To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out
 that I'm a lesbian."

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