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 The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of
 attention as he checked into the resort hotel.
 
 The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining
 room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to
 order an enormous breakfast.
 
 He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his
 young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn
 out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask
 her to repeat the order.
 
 The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for
 their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride,
 "Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks
 like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"
 
 "That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd
 saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was
 talking about money!" 

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