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 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.
 
 One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones
 his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and
 forgetful, decided To play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to
 hear that," she replied.
 
 Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the
 nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.
 
 Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me
 your penis died."
 
 "It did," he said.  "Today is the viewing."

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