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 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
 came back with normal results.
 
 Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How
 are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with
 yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
 
 George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
 eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of
 the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I
 pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
 
 "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
 
 A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
 "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
 But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
 Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light
 goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"
 
 Thelma exclaimed, "That damn old fool! He's peeing in the
 refrigerator again!"

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