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 Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook.
 
 The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved
 this morning, I cut my face."
 
 The second old man said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I
 trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."
 
 The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands
 shake so bad that when I took a pee yesterday, I came three
 times!"

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