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 A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
 
 "Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
 
 As she is sitting on grand dad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you
 make a sound like a frog?"
 
 "A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a
 frog."
 
 The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please please MAKE a sound like
 a frog?"
 
 Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweet heart, why do you want me to
 make a sound like a frog?"
 
 And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you
 croak, we're going to Florida!"

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