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 "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
 love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new
 alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
 pacemaker opens the garage door.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
 your face.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as
 long as you don't have to go along.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down by the
 doctor instead of by the police.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to
 take any fiber today.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
 parking lot.
 
 "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

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