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 A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I 
 have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do 
 you think about that?"
 
 The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I 
 have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. 
 One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally 
 picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. 
 
 When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the 
 stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the 
 rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
 
 The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
 
 The doctor replied, "My point exactly." 

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