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 A pig farmer in Alabama was trying to get his pigs to breed, with
 no success.
 
 Every morning, he'd run outside to the barn and perform a
 pregnancy test on the female pigs. Everyday, the results were
 negative. The farmer was baffled.
 
 One day, he called the local vet and asked for some advice. The
 farmer explained that he couldn't get his pigs to mate. The vet
 replied, "Try artificial insemination."
 
 "What's that?" the farmer asked.
 
 The veterinarian said, "It just means if you can't get your pigs
 to mate, you'll have to do it for them."
 
 So the next day the farmer rounded his pigs into the back of his
 pickup and headed into the woods. Soon he stopped, and one by one
 he shagged each of the pigs.
 
 Later that week, the farmer checked the pigs. None of them were
 pregnant! So the farmer took the pigs out again and shagged them
 really good.
 
 After days of this, with no pregnant pigs, the farmer gave up. One
 morning as he went to feed the pigs, he arrived to find that the
 pigs were all missing! He ran back inside the house and shouted,
 "Wife! The pigs are gone!"
 
 His wife replied, "Honey you're not going to believe this, but all
 of your pigs are sitting in your pickup, and one of them is
 honking the horn."

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