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 This farmer had a sick cat and called the Vet in town to see what
 could be done for it. The Vet asked the farmer what the problem
 was. After being told, the Vet told the farmer to give it a pint
 of castor oil. 
 
 The farmer asked, "A whole pint?" 
 
 The Vet replied, "Sure that'll fix it right up."
 
 The next day the Vet saw the farmer in town and asked him how the
 sick calf was getting along.
 
 "You fool!" the farmer exclaimed, "That wasn't a calf, it was a
 cat."
 
 The Vet said, "Oh my goodness, did you give it the whole pint of
 castor oil?"
 
 "Sure did," the farmer replied.
 
 "What happened, where's the cat now?" asked the Vet.
 
 The farmer, pointing, said, "The last time I saw that cat, he was
 going over yonder hill with five others, two were digging, two
 were covering up, and one was scouting for new territory!"

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