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 A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
 problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only
 say "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?'"
 
 "That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "Bring your two talking
 female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
 male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible,
 then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
 terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and
 worship."
 
 So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the
 priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary
 beads and praying in their cage.
 
 The lady puts her female talking parrots in and they say, "Hi, we
 are Prostitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?"
 
 One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "PUT
 THE BIBLES AWAY CLARENCE! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!"

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