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 A Foreign Legion general is preparing to make an inspection trip
 to a post in the middle of the desert. When he arrives, he is
 greeted by a captain and they start the inspection quickly.
 
 The general walks through the kitchens, the armory, the barracks,
 and the training ground, finding everything to be in tip top
 shape. But, as he passed by the barracks on his way to the
 bathroom, he noticed a small fence behind them.
 
 Upon further inspection of the area, he finds a camel, snacking on
 some oats. He asks the captain what the camel is for, and the
 captain replies "Sometimes the men can get pretty strong sexual
 urges out here. So we have the camel".
 
 That night, the general had some sexual urges of his own, so he
 decided to try the camel out. He stripped naked and walked out to
 the camel's paddock.
 
 The captain was also at the camel, but he stepped aside as he saw
 the naked general heading towards him. The general, thinking the
 captain was also there to use the camel, insisted that the captain
 go first, but the captain declined the offer and backed away.
 
 The general decided to go ahead with it, so he climbed on top of
 the camel and started making love with it. Almost half an hour
 later, the captain climbed down from the camel, sweating from the
 gratitous sex he had just had, and panted while asking the captain
 "How was that?"
 
 The captain climbed on top af the camel and said "That was pretty
 good, but we normally just use the camel to ride into town".

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