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 A blind man was standing outside when a dog came up to him.
 
 The dog was sniffing him and all of a sudden he lifted his leg and
 peed on the man. So the man took some cookies out of his pocket to
 feed to the dog.
 
 A woman had seen this and asked the man why he felt the need to
 feed the dog cookies after it had peed on him.
 
 He said "I have to find his mouth so I can kick his ass!"

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