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 REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department
 of Transportation's driving school.
 
 Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
 
 A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
 
 
 Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
    stop at the same time?
 
 A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
    saying, "Guns don't kill people, I do."
 
 
 Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
 
 A: Your car.
 
 
 Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
 
 A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
 
 
 Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
 driving?
 
 A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
 
 
 Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
    longer drive lawfully?
 
 A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
 
 
 Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
 
 A: Make eye contact and wave "Hello" if he/she is cute.
 
 
 Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and
 a flashing yellow traffic light?
 
 A: The color.
 
 
 Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
 
 A: Heavy psychedelics.
 
 
 Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
 
 A: Carry loaded weapons.
 
 
 Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
 
 A: It would be tough to be a $@#!head all day long.

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