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 There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.
 
 Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go
 get the farmer, save me, save me!!!"
 
 The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he
 gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos
 the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says,
 "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."
 
 Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the
 chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help
 me!!! Go get the farmer!!!"
 
 So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The horse
 stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my
 dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the
 horse saves the chickens' life.
 
 So whats the moral of the story???
 
 If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW
 to pick up chicks.

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