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 Little Johnny's mother took him to church one Sunday.
 
 While in church Johnny said, "Mom, I have to pee."
 
 "Johnny", the mother began, "It's not appropriate to say the word
 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just
 tell me that you have to 'whisper'."
 
 The following Sunday, Johnny went to church with his Father and
 during the service said to his father, "Dad, I have to whisper." 
 
 His father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in
 my ear."

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