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 A boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and sit down in a
 booth.
 
 There is a man sitting at the bar, checking the woman out, up and
 down.
 
 As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom, the man walks over
 to the girlfriend, sits down right across from her and looks her
 right in the eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck your
 nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with Tequila, and sip it out
 with a straw." Needless to say, the woman is appalled. The man
 notices the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his bar stool.
 
 As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells him frantically,
 "That man at the bar said he wanted to suck my nipples raw." 
 
 Well the boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's getting
 ready to beat the hell out of this guy. "Hold on honey, there's
 more," the girlfriend says.
 
 "What is it?!" the boyfriend asks.
 
 His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to fill my pussy up
 with Tequila and sip it out with a straw." Her boyfriend then sits
 back down in his seat.
 
 Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you going to do
 anything?!?!?!"
 
 Her boyfriend replies, "Sorry honey, I'm not messing with any man
 who can drink that much Tequila."

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