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 Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure
 about famous classical composers.
 
 Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in
 the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
 
 "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play
 him."
 
 "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.
 
 "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
 
 "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
 "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

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