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 "Look at me!" moaned Jack to his friend Phil as they walked
 down the street, "I'm a walking economy !"
 
 "How so ?", asked Phil
 
 "Well, it's like this" replied Jack, "my hairline is receding,
 my stomach is suffering from the effects of inflation and the
 two things together are causing me a deep depression."

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