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 A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one
 night.
 
 Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure
 everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get
 the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly
 just as the waiter walks up.
 
 Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing
 everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands
 "Stop That!"
 
 The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was
 it headed?"

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