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 There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.
 
 When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow,
 these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything
 is big in Texas."
 
 When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
 arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed
 between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The
 bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
 
 After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
 the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to
 the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but
 accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he
 entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell
 into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started
 shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

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