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 1.  Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbour,
     "May I borrow a highlighter?"
 
 2.  Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that".
 
 3.  Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
     with a bodily function noise.
 
 4.  Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
 
 5.  Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!!  My glass eye!!"
 
 6.  Say, "Darn, this water is cold."
 
 7.  Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
     cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh
     relaxingly.
 
 8.  Say, "Now how did that get there?"
 
 9.  Say, "Hummus.  Reminds me of hummus."
 
 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew.  Squirt it
     erratically under the stall walls of your neighbour while
     yelling, "Whoa!  Easy Boy!!"
 
 11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."
 
 12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of
     toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. 
     Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please.
 
 13. Say, "C'mon, Mr. Happy!  Don't fall asleep on me!!"
 
 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
 
 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. 
     Now what am I gonna to do?"
 
 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
     butt cheeks.
 
 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
     "Cross-Dresser Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to
     the adjacent stall.
 
 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
     so you can see your neighbour an say, "Peek-a-boo!"
 
 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
     "Born Free."

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