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 A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get
 her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came
 upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full
 of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you
 do to get your tomatoes so red?"
 
 The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
 tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
 blushing so much."
 
 Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the
 same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice
 a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for
 the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the
 woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn
 red?"
 
 "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

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