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 Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got
 two large bags over his shoulders. 
 
 The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
 
 "Sand," answered Juan.
 
 The guard says, "We'll just see about that, get off the bike!" 
 
 The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, then he empties 
 them out onto the ground and finds nothing in them but sand.
 
 He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to 
 discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
 
 Reluctantly the guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new 
 bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross
 the border.
 
 A week later, the same thing happens.
 
 The guard asks, "What have you got?"
 
 "Sand," says Juan.
 
 The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that again
 the bags contain nothing but sand.
 
 He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border
 on his bicycle.
 
 This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
 
 Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him
 in a Cantina in Mexico.
 
 "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling
 something and it's driving me crazy. 
 
 It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. 
 
 Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" 
 
 Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." 

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