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 Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
 vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood.
 
 When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
 
 She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will
 warm them up."
 
 After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back
 and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
 
 She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm
 them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
 
 After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get
 them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my
 hands are really, really freezing!"
 
 She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears
 ever get cold?"

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