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 A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor
 says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
 
 The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these
 cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
 
 The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the
 mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
 your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess."
 
 The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been
 left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"
 
 Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
 
 The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About
 five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
 wrong out there doctor?"
 
 The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
 anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three
 wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss
 it this time!"

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