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 All was not well in the kingdom of Asgard.
 
 Thor, God of Thunder was in a foul mood, stomping around and
 banging his hammer and growling to himself.
 
 Thor's father, Odin, enquired as to the reason behind Thor's mood.
 Thor replied sheepishly that he had not had sex for at least six
 months, and was feeling frustrated and super-humanly horny.
 
 "That's easy to fix", said Odin, "just get yourself down to Earth,
 find a nice girl and satisfy your needs - but be very careful!
 Remember that you are a god, and that humans are mere mortals who
 will not be used to the incredibly energetic sex that we god's
 enjoy.
 
 A smile spread across Thor's face as he picked up his hammer and
 set off toward Earth.
 
 On Earth Thor headed for the nearest bar in search of his dream
 date. He came upon an attractive young lady sitting alone at the
 bar and offered to buy her a drink,
 
 "Yeth pleath", she replied "that would be tho nith"
 
 Thor was curious about the way the girl spoke - "What tongue is
 that which you speak young woman ?, I have heard it not before."
 
 "It'th Englith thilly" she retorted "I jutht have a thlight lithp,
 thath all !"
 
 More drink flowed, one thing led to another and Thor was invited
 back to the girls place, where they had sex thirty seven times.
 With his appetite satiated and the girl exhausted and fast asleep,
 Thor quietly picked up his mighty hammer and returned to Asgard.
 
 "Well Thor", enquired Odin, "How did your little trip to Earth
 go ?"
 
 "Oh father", replied the happy Thor "It was marvellous - thirty
 seven times we did it!! Thirty seven times !"
 
 Odin was horrified "You berk Thor - I warned you that humans were
 not able to cope with the incredible sexual prowess of we gods -
 you had best get yourself back down to Earth and check that the
 young lady has survived the ordeal !"
 
 Thor left sheepishly and returned to Earth where, luckily, he
 found the young lady in the bar where they had originally met.
 
 "Many thanks for last night young lady - it was incredible, oh,
 by the way, I'm Thor."
 
 Shifting uncomfortably on her bar stool the girl replied "Your
 thor, Oh! I'm tho thorry! ....I can hardly take a pith!"

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