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 One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few 
 beers.
 
 They start talking and come to realise that they're both doctors. 
 After about an hour, the man says to the woman,
 
 "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached.
 It'll just be one night of fun."
 
 The woman doctor agrees to it.
 
 So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes
 in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go
 into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.
 
 Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or
 so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
 
 "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
 
 "Yeah, how did you know?"
 
 The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we
 started."
  
 "Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. "You're an
 anesthesiologist aren't you?"
 
 "Yeah", says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
 
 The  woman answers, "Because I slept through most of it and didn't 
 feel a thing."

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