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 Little Johnny is collecting the weekly fees from the people on his
 paper round.
 
 He knocks on the door of the recently divorced Mrs Jones, who
 answers wearing nothing but a revealing lace negligee.
 
 "Hi Mrs Jones", he beams, "it's collection day - that will be five
 pounds please."
 
 "Oh Johnny!", pouts Mrs Jones pulling down the lacy garment to
 further reveal her ample cleavage, "I'm a little short of cash
 this week - couldn't we come to some arrangement?".
 
 Despite the fact that Mrs Jones has not paid for several weeks 
 Johnny agrees, steps into the house and closes the door behind
 him.
 
 Once inside Johnny undoes his trousers and pulls them down around
 his ankles to reveal the biggest member Mrs Jones has ever seen.
 He then reaches into his pocket, pulls out a handful of large 
 steel washers and proceeds to thread them one by one onto his
 dick.
 
 "Oh no Johnny!", gasps Mrs Jones, amazed at how well built the
 young lad is, "You don't need to do that, I can take all of it!".
 
 To which Johnny replies "Not for five pounds you can't!"

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