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 Larry was all excited as he told his girlfriend Suzy about the
 new Olymipic condoms he had bought at the store.
 
 "Lookee here Suz", he started, pulling them out of his pocket, 
 "there's three types - Gold, Silver and Bronze! I think I'm gonna
 use the Gold one 'cos I'm a winner!"
 
 Suzy looked at the Gold condom with disdain - "Maybe you should 
 use the Silver condom Larry."
 
 "Why honey", asked Larry.
 
 Suzy replied "Because I think it would be nice if you actually
 came SECOND for once!!"

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