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 When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
 staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. 
 
 But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty 
 inches.
 
 Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and
 even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent
 urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to
 the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
 through corrective surgery.
 
 "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
 
 "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
 doctor.
 
 "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're planning on lengthening
 Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

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