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 A young woman married and had 9 children.
 
 Her husband died and she soon married again and had 7 more
 children.
 
 Again, her husband died, but she remarried and this time had 4
 children.
 
 Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
 prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who
 fulfilled his commandments to "Go forth and multiply". In his
 final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you, Lord, that they are finally
 together."
 
 Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked: "Do you think he
 means her first, her second or her third husband?"
 
 The other mourner replied, "I think he means her legs." 

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