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 This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"
 
 He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all
 need companionship, I guess I would."
 
 She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this
 house?"
 
 He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this
 house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my
 house, I guess she would."
 
 So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this
 house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is
 brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to
 last a long time, I guess she would."
 
 So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this
 house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
 and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

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