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 A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and
 mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the
 Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she
 insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
 
 The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and
 started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they
 came upon a chilling sight the mother-in-law was backed up against
 a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing
 her.
 
 The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
 
 "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into
 this mess, let him get himself out of it."

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