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  Relationships - Marriage - How To Tell If Your Partner Is Dead 

 Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
 
 A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
 
 
 Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead?
 A. The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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