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 A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a
 terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
 He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
 she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no
 need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
 costume and away he went.
 
 The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
 without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the
 party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume
 was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
 to see how he acted when she was not with him.
 
 She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
 on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and
 copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
 
 His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
 he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
 stuff that had just arrived.
 
 She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
 husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
 she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
 bang. 
 
 Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
 and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
 explanation he would make for his behavior.
 
 She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of
 a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
 have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you
 dance much?"
 
 He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
 got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
 into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you....
 the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

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