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 A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they
 got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother
 asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
 
 "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
 romantic..."
 
 Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned
 Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never
 heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got
 to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
 
 "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could
 be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
 
 "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
 embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
 
 "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell
 your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
 
 Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH,
 IRON, COOK...!"

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