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 Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel
 bar after all the receptions, having a beer.
 
 As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a
 bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their
 new bride that evening.
 
 One devises a plan of how they can relay this information to the
 others at breakfast without getting a slap.
 
 "All we do is order as many rounds of toast for how many times you
 had it last night" he says, and the others readily agree.
 
 At breakfast the next morning, all three guys look very happy with
 themselves. The first bloke orders cornflakes, and in a loud voice
 asks for 4 slices of toast, and the others give him a wink and a
 thumbs up.
 
 The next guy orders scrambled eggs, and again in a voice so the
 others can hear orders 6 slices of toast. Again, his mates give
 him a 'good on yer' look.
 
 The next guy orders a full english breakfast, and then asks for
 EIGHT slices of toast. His mates give a low whistle of approval,
 and as the waiter walks away, the guy says to the waiter "Oh, and
 could you make two of those brown, please mate."

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