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 A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced
 with the dilemma of which to marry.
 
 As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
 
 The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new
 clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look
 saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I
 love you, dear."
 
 The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new
 stereo VCR and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these
 things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
 
 The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled
 her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to
 multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying,
 "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our
 future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."
 
 The young man was very impressed by all their responses. He then
 gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one
 with the biggest breasts."

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