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 The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a
 sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very
 important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry
 him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she
 remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright.
 So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting
 to marry her.
 
 After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only
 marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement
 ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat
 diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods
 his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."
 
 Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the
 man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And
 as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the
 best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile.
 He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New
 York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and
 says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."
 
 Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary
 knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time
 to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition.
 She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly,
 "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch
 penis."
 
 The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands
 and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in
 African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the
 king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman,
 "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

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