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 While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona
 cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from
 cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the "good
 old days."
 
 Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One
 gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy,
 aren't you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding
 anniversary soon?"
 
 "Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.
 
 "Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" another
 man asked.
 
 The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "For
 our twenty-fifth anniversary, I took Bea to Tucson.
 
 Maybe for our fiftieth, I'll go down there and get her."

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