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 Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental
 appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed
 to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.
 
 Matt enthusiastically announced that he had. "I play a man who's
 been married for twenty years."
 
 "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it
 they'll be giving you a speaking part."

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